Okay if you can’t fuck with a girl because of:

  • Pubic hair
  • Stretch marks
  • Scars 
  • Any other natural occurrence of the female form

You aren’t really worthy of it anyway.

sw0t:

my favourite line

sw0t:

my favourite line

phatticuss:

luvnoodles123:

phatticuss:

when you fall down and scrape your knee

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Is that gay porn by any chance?

no it’s when you fall down and scrape your knee

PSA: TFW JOKES AND TFW NO GF POSTS ARE NOT FUNNY ANY MORE!

mellotron:

cophate:

THIS INCLUDES FEELS GUY POSTS

GET BETTER HUMOR

thank you

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krobats:

yoshis10:

krobats:

joyisnothere:

krobats:

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rest in peace you fucking onion fairy

are you fucking kidding me?! this movie made my heart wither and die and you call fuckin celebi a fuckin onion fairy?

rest in peace you fucking onion fairy

No.
Celebi is not an onion fairy.

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whiteboyfriend:

is this the arctic monkeys

whiteboyfriend:

is this the arctic monkeys